Good luck to you, Leah, but ...

Re: Benjen’s reminder of the magic in the Wall. Potentially, since Bran let the Night’s King touch him in the dreamscape, he may undo all the protective magic once he heads south of the wall (just as this mark broke the magic preventing the White Walkers entry into the Three-eyed Raven/Children of the Forest’s lair).

um you should refer to her by her true title

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Fuck Nigel Farage. He is a disgusting shitpile of a human being.

a many-feet-long rod

all those rods and lances and thrusting.

“two knights riding horses at each other and attempting to knock the other off or break their shield with a many-feet-long rod”

Then I’ll have SeaWorld install a park in the White House backyard, because it’s a disaster that no U.S. president has ever owned a whale. NEVER. Crazy.

*HamNo, his mouth agape, limply drops his almond juice flavored coffee to the ground in slow-motion, shattering the mug into a million pieces, as he reads the article*

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

I say keep on roasting him. I'm enjoying this.

I am so FUCKING over this. Fucking take all the fucking guns and fucking burn them. My husband has hunting rifles. He doesn’t need them that bad. Fuck all this motherfucking bullshit. I have to take my damn Birkenstocks off at airport security, but fucking suspected terrorists can buy guns legally.

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

I’m actually very grateful for today’s Dirt Bag, if only because I was finally able to recognize that was Nick Young in that famous meme. You’d think since I’m such a basketball fanatic that I would have recognized him. But no, Swaggy is just as forgettable on the court as he is off I guess. Seriously, though-it’s…