This is about butt stuff right

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

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I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

This should be a simple thing to understand. We can’t defeat ISIS without Muslim allies. If Trump’s hostility toward Muslims damages those relationships, then what happens? Will American ground forces have to be deployed in Syria? If that happens ISIS will get a surge in new members and we’ll all be worse off.

Mind you:

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Excuse me: here is my man your man!

...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.

...Logan told CBS 6 on Friday. “The First Amendment says I can wear my hat.”

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

We already got a good video game movie. It was called Mortal Kombat.