“It’s a real shame to build something so beautiful and not let people inside.”

Ok tbh just clicked on this for the Animorphs reference...

Honestly, this is such a genius move from Obama. If they finally grow up and approve him? Great, we get a really brilliant moderate to replace asshole conservative Scalia. Huge step up.

This guy is so unoffensive and moderate, he would normally be a gift nominee from any Democratic president to the Republicans. Obama gave them a nominee that makes the Republicans look even more unreasonable than usual to refuse. Judging from my “moderate” and “independent" family members and coworkers, it is pissing…

“Fuck. So close.”

So here is what I don't understand about the law. The product of an abortion, just like the blood and tissue from any other medical procedure, is a biohazard. Biohazards are properly disposed of by...wait for it...incineration. The cost of waste disposal is built into a procedure. Therefore, aborted fetuses are…

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

someone once said “i don’t have kids and have no problem with paying more taxes for schools, because i don’t want to live in a nation of idiots”

Is it me, or are we seeing a lot more of these “sovereign citizen” whackjobs as of late?

TEAM DOG

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

New bumper sticker for all the southern legislatures:
WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH THEOCRATS

A rare showing of what “corporate responsibility” really means. Good on PayPal.

I agree with so many things said in today’s tweets, but particularly Andy Richter’s. I am stickler about those carts too.

WhoHaha (which Adage unnecessarily points out is a play on a nickname for lady bits)

They should treat them. To an ice cream cone after their pediatrician’s appointment.

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

I just donated to UNICEF. Here’s the link if anyone else would like to.

I SWEAR that Trump supporters *totally* = REAVERS.