This image of Kasich reminds me of Principal Skinner for some reason.

Kasich did not even share. Drastic measures had to be taken.

I still don’t think tidal is a thing that actually exists. It’s like an urban legend, sure your cousins friend sisters boyfriend used it once. SURE. I BELIEVE YOU.

Why do you have a photo of Yoga Nerd at the top?

“Siri I’m a mole woman.”

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Rhinos... are... still around?

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

I don’t even have an Instagram and I think the “popular posts first!” change is bullshit. It’s for them to get more ads on your feed. Absolutely fucking no one wants anything but reverse chronological. It’s the only way social media makes sense.

As a scientist this is false, we’re all paid by the taxpayers - and not really all that much at all.

Oh I’m so excited to get to live in an era in which all scientific fact is cast as the biased word of “corporations.”

I can’t wait until the last scene of episode one where Daenerys pulls off her mask and reveals she was Jon Snow the whole time.

Whatever, little kid.

I just always assume my taste in movies is far superior if some of my friends don’t like my movie pick because I have great taste in movies and I’m a pretentious film major.

(Credit: O-Deck’s speccy4i)

I thought all abortions were based on the same thing. A woman’s right to have one.