This is really the BLUF of the article - “As long as you have one of those Android phones and you’re in range of a Gigabit LTE signal it should work automatically.” Title is misleading, like you’re going to tell me how to/enable gigabit but really I just need to buy a new phone.

You guys are a Coke brand. Never forget that. Let’s make sure that we’re doing everything we can to stay at that level and not get down into Tab village.

An exec at my company recently told a story about checking our company’s social media feeds while his kids opened their Christmas presents. He had no idea how tragic that was, and seemed to think he was bragging.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

I’m bald?

Why is that, MISTER? EDucate yourself on why it works.

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

You’re doing it perfectly, I’m so proud!

WTF? That’s terrible advice.

Shouldn’t this have been posted a month ago during Evil Week? Like, how to seriously mess with a friend’s droid?

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing how “painful” this is for the accused men?

(White)

Because it was an accident and he didn’t mean to cause harm. Not being flippant. Those are the reason the cops will state, and this reaction is actually frustratingly common.

The idiots who branded Clinton as the Hawk candidate as a rationalization for her being worse than Trump are so stupid as to be unworthy of attempting to have a rational conversation.

And to think Mrs. Clinton was considered the hawk candidate compared to “stir things up in DC” Trump. Yeah, Orange Dumbass definitely did that.

They really do romanticize the Hell out of “..rockets red glare, the bombs bursting through air...”

She looks like she’s fourteen months pregnant.

“You don’t hit somebody that’s pregnant.”

Already, a GoFundMe campaign has been established to cover the potential $25,000 fine the city risks should it remove the obelisk without permission.