Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I’d rather Jalopnik didn’t report on the ooh-ahh sensational aspects of accidents in which people got killed. “Isn’t it just crazy how this car got split in half by a tree? By the way the driver died!” isn’t what I want to see driving advertising dollars into Jim Spanfeller’s herb-encrusted pockets.

I don’t understand why our liberal, enabling government keeps letting violent thugs like this roam our streets. If he would have just followed orders from his superiors he wouldn’t be in the situation he is in now.

Thankfully, modding and multiplayer make a world of difference in that regard.

lifehacker  is all about the dark mode. has yet to get rid of the white background.

Despite being cancelled and having their voices silenced by the radical Left these Conservatives really do seem incapable of shutting the fuck up.

but im good with spiders and terrified of floating blobs ever since i was attacked by that lava lamp.

“As Polygon report, he was charged with one count of burglary and one count of trafficking of stolen property related to the GameStop sale,”

No third count. Typical.

Edit: (I hope someone had a pool going for how fast a joke like this would happen, and I hope you won.)

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research