Dear hackers,

So you read the whole article and this is what you focus on? Whether Philly is a coastal city or not? Hmmm.

Travis: but what about black on black crime and chicago!

The problem is that Democrats have been conditioned to see those issues as just loony ideas from those annoying hippies (who never vote anyway because they sleep through election day... admittedly a nice self-fulfilling prophecy when you take away their motivation to vote). Culture has moved heavily to the left since…

Marijuana has always been a political hot potato because it has for so long been labeled as a gateway drug (false) and linked/associated with the Blacks/Mexicans and their theoretical “taking white women” (which was another false drum beat)

No. Sex doesn’t get him that excited.

I don’t have bein in my home tv package but I do watch a fair amount of matches on bein at our local pizza shop. They ran a special today on slices and pints for el Classico.

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

This would be more like if Keurig came with the following instructions:

If that guy had invented a machine that gets the straw into those god-forsaken bags, he’d be a bazillionaire.

This is my favourite excerpt.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Blow up professional sports drafts. Let college kids choose where they want to work just like every other industry on the planet. Its unfair that the reward every year for being one of the best college basketball players in the country is the opportunity to play for one of the shittiest franchises in the NBA.

That’s the brand I know he’s built and one that, as of Wednesday afternoon, is something that I’m standing on.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

HIPA would apply, but it may take YEARS for that court challenge to see itself out.

Any man within a 3 mile radius of her home.

The Dems have historically been very, very bad at marketing. They also need a DNC chair whose full-time job it is to advocate for Democrats in Congress, in state legislatures, and in other local positions, not someone who does this on the side. And they need hard-hitting ads that literally say the Republicans are…

Well, to be fair, white men need more time to relax because of responsibilities while black presidents can’t stop working because they should model good slave behavior.

Why are cities even bidding on hosting the Olympics anymore? Other than Los Angeles, every city has lost money. If any politician even mentions the idea of placing a bid for hosting the Olympics, they should be dragged out of their office and thrown into the local jail.