First off: Oh my god, why? If you’ve got ESPN, you’ve almost definitely got the NHL Network.

Boylen’s not sweating it - if he gets axed by the Bulls, he knows he can get a job at Maryland anytime he wants it. 

Melnyk’s just happy they paid for their own Uber.

Dearest JeanieB., Absolutely : -) Also, am very glad You read/enjoy my DeadSpin.com comments.

31 teams down, 31 fanbases full of dipshits, racists, mysoginists, alcohol and other drug issues, needless aggression, homerism, butthurt at the slightest suggestion anything is wrong with their team or lifestyle... can’t wait for Philadelphia to turn it all around tomorrow.

I haven’t seen a schoolboy feud this ugly since Gene shook Finny out of that tree. 

Everyone’s still shy of Dan White’s 5/5 Milk accuracy.

From now on, after every decisive MMA knockout:

“Whoa... he just Pico’d da guy, yo.”

Not by native Catalonians it isn’t.

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Which is why I don’t get why crossfit takes something so beautiful and fucks it up. Oly lifts (especially the clean and jerk) aren’t supposed to be done by a suburban mom for as many reps as possible under 2 minutes with shitty form.