I do rub and no I don’t!

I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

Is it 1982? I don’t think you can even go shirtless anymore. You could when I was a kid and this picture was taken.

Don’t cross him.

It is true. The Bible says Jesus had a high WHIP.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

This headline is a tautology that can be more simply expressed as: “Brazil Olympics Reportedly Sets Brazil Olympics Ablaze.”

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Exactly!! My Mom always told me to walk with purpose to deter random men from accosting me or robbing me b/c being hesitant makes you a target.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Endorsements? If Lilly King had won this medal without all this controversy, nobody would remember her name by Thursday. By speaking out like this and shit talking the Ruskie, she’s made her event a massive storyline and grown her legend. Her endorsement potential has absolutely skyrocketed.

God forbid a woman should express a strong opinion about the sport to which she has dedicated a huge portion of her life. She should just shut up and smile pretty and get a Gatorade endorsement!

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

Alternative swimming god

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Funny, that’s also how they spell “president”, “prime minister” and “democracy”.

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.