What do all three have in common? They all got away with “it”.

You know, I completely forgot about this. Maybe I wanted to. But you’re absolutely right: he doesn’t get a free pass for being a bigot just for hitting some home runs.

Damn, you did go there, Odin you?

Seems like he used to be a pretty Loki guy.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

That's a clown funeral, bro.

That is the first thing we ever published about Bernie Sanders on Deadspin in its existence.

Sports content: He was enough of an idiot to push and approve $250 million in public funding for a Bucks stadium (while wanting to cut $300 million from the UW system budget).

Don’t forget about the part where he essentially forced Milwaukee to pay for a stadium for the least relevant team in basketball as he accepted generous campaign funding from the owners who should have been paying for the stadium.

Bear: Hi there.

Excellent minimalist narration by Jim Nantz’s pack-a-day brother makes this the U.S. Open of bear hammock footage.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?