A Vaccine Terror: Horny Moors

Doozy locales?! Sold.

This has been a shitty day for comments in general.

Based on what's happened today, I'm just going to assume that this show is sexist and also racist and also part of our cultural conversation, and it's all Jimmy Kimmel's fault somehow

Burn.

How does it keep up with the news like that?

I believe you mean Humorbot 5.0. Its humorous observations on celebrities, robots, and celebrity robots can continue for up to 5 hours of new material.

Fun(?) fact: Also not a real Native American.

"This is a smash-ing decision!"
-The World's Worst Man, shortly before being thrown off a cliff.

Where's Firefly (the villain, not the wildly popular hit TV show now on its seventh season)?

Lisa needs…you know what? No. Lisa's teeth are fine.

Big Red Dy-NO-Mite

I can only assume you mean the Nome King, in which case, yes, hail to that guy.

I should probably take the Mission Hill quotes out of there.

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In the year 2030, the human populace is in shambles. The world's economy has collapsed, two-thirds of all countries are at war, and the elder demon La'ko'selle has been unleashed from his lunar prison. "Why?", they'll ask. "Why didn't The Contrarian use his gift of insight to stop this?" But it will be too late. For…

One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One right to bring them all and OMIGOD DID YOU SEE HER OUTFIT?!

Hipster babies need the most attention.

The ABCs of Disdain
A is for abominable, like the snowman, but not.
B is for banal, when it's nothing you got.
C is for crass, fuck shit piss hell damn fart
D is for dreadful, like this piece of art.
E is for excrement what comes out your bum.
F is for fetid, for when stuff smells like scum.
G is for ghastly, a bloodcurdling…

Reference humor? That's where I'm a viking!