The body has a way of rejecting those.

5 reasons why I'm a stupid dumb butt.

Meanwhile, on next week's Inventory:
When Pillow Talks Back: 15 Movies with Killer Beds

Predicted grade: Z-, the gentleman's yuzz.

RELEASE THE KITTIES!

It's why The Avengers did so poorly.

We were saying dude all the time in the nineties, but after a while we were all duded out.

Should I throw the gay panic switch?

This always works.

He's going to be so pissed when Top Chef covers "Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs Jingle" next week.

He raped a checkbook.

How does he even know how to use a computer? I thought he was feral.

ON THE EDGE OF THE DAWN OF TOMORROW'S PRECIPICE: A sci-fi short story.

Well, okay. You asked for it.

Well, okay. You asked for it.

Have they perfected the fully CGI Robin Williams yet?

Have they perfected the fully CGI Robin Williams yet?

Reported for ROM discussion.

Reported for ROM discussion.

"It's", not "its".