I think it was when he realized that he couldn’t mount a credible campaign against Bush in 2004, and by 2008, it was too late to try to parlay his “America’s Mayor”schtick into the Presidency. He’s been a bitter old crab ever since.

A main difference, one hopes, is the lower cargo-short quotient.

I could never understand how “trapped on a boat with 3,000 people and their germs” is considered a vacation idea.

I just got invited to a facebook group to coordinate my highschool reunion from people I never spoke to in a state that’s across the country. I did enjoy rifling through the profiles, checking who still has their college listed instead of their job, or even worse, their town listed instead of either. It made me feel…

Holy shit. That teacher was an asshole, I’m so sorry you had to go through that D:

Also - confident people are SCARY! Especially if the person is a woman who gives zero fucks about your boner.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

Meth: Check

How does one fit $1700 worth of shoplifted goods in a car WITH a mobile meth lab? That’s either some incredible drug-induced hubris or skill with space management. Also why am I still grey??

Do you think a “hoe bag” is an knapsack with clean undies and body wipes?

A lot of teachers call shame discipline. I see it every single day. It’s the normal MO of many teachers. Makes me want to pull my hair out.

The last time I was in Georgia, the most noteworthy thing I saw was a giant “#SECEDE” billboard advertisement for some neo-confederate secessionist bullshit group.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

Fucking racist teachers. God if I had a penny for every bigoted teacher I had to deal with going through the North Carolina public school system. Why even become a teacher if you know a good portion of your kids will be of the non white variety. And it pisses me off people like this are teaching kids and contributing…

It wasn’t. After the fact PR cover-up, since they got called out.

The teacher said she knew her joke went too far,

I like where you’re going with this, but turning a uterus into a business is much more of a Blanche Devereaux kinda thing. Maybe I’ll turn my uterus into a church?

You stupid motherfucker, it's Piglio Griglio.

Not even serving it with some Pinot Giorgio can save it.

I'm sure I'm not the only way who likes their soup on a plate and knows just how bad over ripened linguini tastes, right?