YES! Payday is my all time favorite and there is nothing chocolate about that peanut-y, caramel-y confection.

It won’t make me question it as much as I’m questioning what the hell is wrong with New Hampshire and why we let them have an outsized role in our political system. Circus Peanuts, Really? They are one of the most repulsive food items on Earth and we should all be able to come together as a nation and ruthless mock…

100% this. Peanut butter M&M’s are what Reese’s Pieces wish they could be. 

And Reese’s Pieces. There’s no chocolate in those. That’s what’s wrong with them.

Maybe they found this image out of the 10 million other images of normal Payday bars.

I don’t think the people who made this map have ever eaten a PayDay bar.

Tuna is expensive. The police should show more appreciation for the support.

I think you may be right about the scenario, especially given that the lowest price point is $250. Though I’m a middle class adult now, I’ve never gone over like $200 for a wedding gift. Whether it’s a complete stranger coworker of my spouse or my own brother, $100-200 is the hard-set range I’m working on for wedding…

I have failed a urine test after thoughtlessly eating Everything bagels a few times. Hadn’t done any opiates in over twenty years and was very surprised until I figured it out. These were bagels from Kossars on the Lower East Side, highly recommended - COVID permitting and if you don’t have to take any pee tests.

Once upon a time I worked as a project manager for a retail company. And they needed someone to haul some hardware to a photographers studio, set it up, and hang around for the day as they shot pics for various upcoming food related ads.

Yes, you absolutely can. It depends on the brand of seeds and how much washing the company did of them. I hit 3 years of sobriety yesterday! I can definitely say that at times when nothing else was available I would buy large bags of poppy seeds and get super high off them by making tea. In other words you are washing…

My Sister in Law failed a drug test after Easter one year. Apparently she would eat spoonfuls of Poppy Seed filling for the Easter poppy seed rolls. 

Having worked for a pharmaceutical company back in the day, the test thresholds are crucial. I know from reputable sources of people who have failed drug screens due to modest amounts of poppy seeds..

A note about all these pre-filled forms:

Me, watching video of a GODDAMN LEOPARD WALKING INTO A RESTAURANT:

“Authorities warn that any large cat should be considered dangerous.”

Bartender says “haven’t I spotted you in here before?”

You know, some companies (like all) call that theft and fire employees for making that call.

I’ve worked retail, and I’ve known managers who would fire you over that single cent. I don’t know how it was for this clerk, but if their manager was one of those then I’d be a bit heartbroken but also 100% not getting fired over my heartbreak either. Retail is a cruel industry filled with petty tyrants and desperate…

the checkout clerk was strict: Hoffman could not leave until she had settled up her bill down to the final cent.