I basically want everything but Lamprey Pie and Honeyed Locusts (no bugs for me thanks)  

The corn fritters are worth the price of the book alone. ;)

For Real. Malfoy’s two nasty sidekicks are two of the few students on the ‘plumper’ side, as I recall. I do believe, however, that Ron could eat all of that (He was looking quite swole by year three. In the books he was described as quite thin, however).

#NoTaLlAtHlEtEs

You know about Inn at the Crossroads, and their GRRM-sanctioned official Game of Thrones cookbook, yes?

It’s almost like there’s more than just white guys out there who can do this stuff.

Hey I wish you could just talk to these bros like “bro, other people are straight up not having a good time, let’s tone down the awesome sauce just a scootch. Take it from 11 to, like, 9. Maybe 8.” But as it turns out, people can’t be reasoned with, and don’t change, except for the worst. So you gotta hire fewer bros.

Here’s another crazy idea: What if there was also some diversity in company leadership?

Who knew that Westeros was so much like a Panera bread.

Missed opportunity to use the term “bro-eaucracy."

Hoist a few at The Prancing Pony while you’re at it.  I hear somebody put a good word on the beer.

i always loved how the ~bad~ kids (dudley, crabbe and goyle at school) were rotund and gluttonous, but harry and ron routinely ate third helpings of everything (and whole eggs in one bite) but they were skinny bastards because they were the good guys. what gives, jk?

Lembas from lord of the rings. the ultimate camping food.

Everyone’s first thought are those First Night Feast at Hogwarts? Yes? I don’t even know what I was looking at in some of those scenes, but - sparkly food. You know damn well that sparkly food has. to .rock!

I know it is probably the same as any other place but I really want to have breakfast at JJ’s Diner.

This happens a lot when I’m out with my mother, she gets really frustrated with it, so it’s come to the point where I’ll simply wave my hand at the card and point to her, trying to psychically remind the employee that the lady who handed them the card earned that money and is the one who gave it to their company, not…

Who the hell takes an hour to decide who is paying?? 

If calling out sexist (or racist or homophobic) makes you 'difficult', then by all means be difficult. We aren't going to get anywhere as a society if people aren't going to make an effort to stop perpetuating the casual practices of inequality. It's the little things like this that reinforce the big things.

My mom manages my parents’ finances, so when we go out to eat my dad, who as the oldest male at the table usually gets the check, always makes a big deal of handing my mom the check (or asking her for money or whatever the situation calls for). My husband has started to do the same thing, which I appreciate. …