Rich men want to be kings, and kings aren’t satisfied til they rule everything.

I had always seen him as Wormtongue, but now I am going to see the guy from the Mummy.

There are so many members of the trump administration who are Jewish; this asshole, Ivanka/Jared.  How in the world do they face other people of their faith and explain that it is OK to work with nazis?  I would really love to see a conversation between them and their rabbi.

How do you do it?  Because I almost cancelled my subscription when they wouldn’t stop pushing that Adam Sandler crap.

My mom waited tables for about 20 years.  When I was in high school and got my first restaurant job, she warned me about the cooks.

That is one of the big reasons we need to get rid of tipping.  Severs should not have to tolerate sexual harassment from skeevy old men because they are afraid they won’t make rent.

As someone who has worked in a few restaurants, I would be astonished if there are any restaurants in the country that aren’t on the list.

What annoys me is that the Guinness Draught sold here in the US isn’t the same stuff you get in Ireland.  They say that Americans don’t like real Guinness, so they modified it for our palates.

When we went to the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin a couple years ago, they said that they were going to open up something similar in the US, but it wouldn’t serve the same beer and would be more angled to the American palate. I instantly had no desire to try it when it opened. The Guinness that is sold here already is…

I always put a diced pickle in mine.

Wasabi.  Use it instead of whatever mustard you normally use, and it is infinitely better.  Also, I like a bit of hard-boiled egged chopped up and added in there.  Yes, eggs go in tuna salad, but tuna does not go in egg salad.  We are civilized.

I ate there once and got food poisoning.  I don’t eat at Chick Fil-A anymore.

I used to love A&W. It was a treat growing up. Then a few years ago I decided to go to one because I was craving a corn dog. And they didn’t have corn dogs! They just had some sort of nugget thing, which is not what I wanted. It is a brand that lives off of nostalgia, and they killed the thing that makes me nostalgic…

Years ago, I briefly tried the thong trend. My gawd, those things are uncomfortable. And irritating. And boyshorts don’t work if your thighs are bigger than your hips.

Does the Chamber of Commerce have to follow the resolution, though? I noticed that it said “ask” not order.

I remember the 90s (I refused to do this to my eyebrows then, too). I am wondering if the lipliner three shades darker than your brown lipstick trend will return with the eyebrows.

It is interesting that she thought they shouldn’t be overplucked or shaved. I watch a lot of old movies, and I am constantly distracted by how ridiculous some of the eyebrows look. As much as I love Marlene Dietrich, I think she would have looked so much better with natural eyebrows.

When I am in Maine, I head straight to a lobster pound and have them boil up a lobster for me. Sometimes I add steamed mussels.  PETA can kiss my butt.

I love Allagash.  We got a sampler and several bottles at the brewery, and it was some of the best beer I have ever had.

That could be.  I don’t consider a bra to be partial nudity, but if someone is shy or conservative, I could see how they do.