The best summer anthem ever will always be Will Smith’s “Summertime”.

I wonder if the Secret Service even allows her to give him food or drink because they are afraid she might accelerate the process.

I have said this before, but if a movie or book depicted a fictional version the trump administration, I would have thought it was too absurd to be realistic.

Melanie was certainly planning on it when she signed that pre-nup.

I love how snarky Dictionary.com has gotten lately. This isn’t the first time they have jumped into the fray.

These damn kids. They just keep giving me hope that this country can be saved.

I stopped watching a couple of seasons before that and would just hang out and read or something while my husband watched the show. The whole Glenn fake death scene was so bad that I refused to be in the same room while the show was on after that.

Similar, except that trump has made me turn to hard liquor. Apparently I now drink like Truman.

The grocery store that I go to prices all hot peppers the same specifically for that reason.

That amazes me. I hate the self-checkout things. You can’t purchase alcohol without waiting for a cashier. Not using a bag or bringing your own sometimes makes them cranky. No one ever cleans them so they don’t scan properly. I refuse to use them.

Does this mean the show might be watchable again? I got way too annoyed with Rick years ago to stick with it.

I can respect that. If you want tofu, eat tofu. If you want a portabella burger, eat a portabella burger. But as much as I love mushrooms, I am not going to pretend that they taste like meat.

It is now my goal to get Gideon to pet my dog. That is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen, and those stories are adorable.

Yep. My mind instantly assumes there is some sort of tofu or other soy-based garbage in there and that the texture and flavor will be horrible. It would help if vegans didn’t always lie and say that “it tastes just like meat” or “you will never know the difference.” To me, vegan food tastes like lies and…

This seems perfect for people who want to pretend to cook in front of their guests while the hired chef hides in the real kitchen and does the work that they take credit for.

What do you have against rum?

Occassionally I can find a half bottle of port. Those have become the only ones I buy because otherwise it goes bad before I finish drinking it.

Hmm. It is supposed to be hot this weekend. A rickey sounds good.

I have because we have a well stocked bar and my tastes change. So I might have three bottles of rum open, all with different flavor profiles. (Damn. I think I have four bottles of rum open now.) If the flavor loses its quality, it either goes into the type of mixed drink that will mask it, gets used for cooking, or…

I saw the movie on TV recently, and I was surprised that it held up as well as it did. It isn’t a deeply intellectual movie, and that is OK. And despite the problems that it has like the idea that Allegra Cole could possibly be waiting for a romantic relationship with Kevin James, it still treats women with more…