If you didn’t already know, you can flag and dismiss the trolls who respond to your posts on Jezebel. It takes away their power and makes them cry.

Yep. I watched it because everyone watched it and there was so much hype. Now I want those two hours of my life back.

The only thing I remember about Avatar was how bloated and obvious it was. Let Cameron dump a couple billion into making more Avatar movies. Maybe if he fails badly enough, he will finally go away and stop making his awful movies.

“Hard to believe a man in a polo ran past me screaming “I SAW INSIDE HER BUTT” on Saturday night... we must Do Better! WALL...”

If there is one thing our government is good at, it is bogging things down in red tape and taking far longer to do simple things that it should. It is a technique that is regularly used by unions when management is screwing them over (we need to double check that. You wouldn’t want me to cut corners.) That seems like…

Also, “and now I have permission to say the shitty things I have always thought.”

We have learned that sometimes it is easier to just go by the same last name, so we have to keep it straight. The vet thinks we both have my husband’s last name, but the contractor we are using thinks we both have mine.

I didn’t change my name—I was Dr. Pixel before I got married, and I was going to stay Dr. Pixel. My name is my identity, and I think it is insane that women are expected to sacrifice their identities when they get married. However, my husband thought about changing his name because his family is a bunch of abusive…

If you inherit the crown, you inherit the dogs. Seems fair.

“milquetoast clown” That describes him perfectly.

Jimmy Fallon has always had that certain, undefinable quality of unlikeability for me. He seemed like the kid in school who tried to be popular with the teachers and students, but couldn’t be trusted by either. Then I read Bossypants and the story about him telling Amy Pohler that she was unladylike, and my suspicions…

I always get Robbins and Olsteen confused. I am pretty sure that for a long time, I thought they were the same person.

Man with face on JumboTron tells women not to be attention whores.

Ah, Southern charm at its finest.

I couldn’t believe it when I read that the first time. I know that in the movie she says that she was a child, but I assumed she meant 18. The conversation above is disgusting.

Don’t just remake it, and certainly don’t call it Indiana Jane.

What? A Phryne Fisher movie?! That is the best news I have heard all week. I love her.

Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

I agree. Plus, when I was a nerdy teenager, my girlfriends and I fantasized about having sex with hot guys. Let teenage girls have sex drives.

It is also a synonym for “attainable by an average schlub.”