I thought you were talking about Paul Ryan, then I realized you were talking about the trolls. It works either way.

If I hadn’t already had my tubes tied, I would do it now just to spite this asshole.

She didn’t want sex, but he didn’t stop until she started crying, and he doesn’t understand that it is rape?

It is so hilarious when I am a raging asshole! Why do you have to be such a bitch? I was just joking!

I doubt he can delay Jones being seated. Jones was elected whether Moore concedes or not. Typically, even if Moore filed a lawsuit, there are laws in place that say it has to be wrapped up by the official swearing in date.

Do you think there will be any protests?

Not only cuff, but point a gun at. No child should have to deal with the terror of seeing a gun pointed at her.

I hope that Hodges grows up to be a fire-breathing civil rights activist who spends her life holding brutal cops accountable for her actions.

I know for a fact that she used to. My brother and I criticized her for it, so now she claims that she doesn’t, but I don’t believe her.

My hypothesis was this: Jesus hung out with prostitutes, which means that he knew about birth control and abortion. He didn’t say anything against them, so he must have not had a problem with them. Jesus was prochoice.

What is alarming to me is watching my mom. She went from being very liberal and compassionate to the opposite. Nothing has happened in her life that should make her be so scared or angry, but she is. She was actually a much nicer, braver person when she was poor. I keep telling my husband to let me know if I start to…

That sounds like those studies where the majority of people claim that the are above average drivers. I have also noticed that everyone is a “fast healer”.

Ugh. I hadn’t heard that. Why does that seem to be a thing that so many men think is OK?

I have the theory, based largely on my own experience, that much like eggs, we women are born with only so many fucks to give. Coincidentally, we run out of both fucks and eggs around the same time.

Wow. Way to misread and go on the offensive!

That is especially stupid because you shouldn’t give Motrin to someone who has just undergone something that physically strenuous. If you have an undiagnosed kidney problem, it can trigger kidney failure.

Except that sadly, Roy Scheider died.

Old men who have babies are gross. He used to be sexy, but not now. It would be much better if he were becoming a grandfather for the first time.

Now the trump administration is going to have to find a new token black person so their fans will have someone to point to and claim they aren’t racist.

When the horse was asked if she would be voting for Moore, she responded, “neigh”.