Having fun now has nothing to do with having fun then. There are things that you can do when you are younger like going on spring break that you cannot do as an adult without being creepy. Plus, a lot of the things that are fun when you are younger are as annoying as hell after the age of 30.

Like I said, people should wait until they are older to have kids. They are in a much better position in many ways to take care of them. However, when I hear people who are 20 years old say they don’t know how to schedule a doctor’s appointment or pay a bill or do laundry, that is a big problem.

We need to settle on a name so we know who to blame for everything.

Millenials are killing the condom industry by not having sex!

I do think that it is good to wait until you are closer to 30 to get married or have kids. However, someone who is 20 should really be able to take care of themselves.

I was a super responsible teen. I worked more than 20 hours a week while getting good grades and helping around the house. I have to say, I kind of feel like I wasted my youth. There are somethings that I would never take back, like being the first person in my family to go to college and breaking the cycle of…

I am about 10 years older than you, and I am pretty sure that my parents would have been arrested many times over for doing things like letting me walk to school by myself.

I think that teens now do a lot of group outings. Friend groups are less gender-segregated than they have ever been. It allows them to spend time with someone that they are interested in without the pressure.

Very few celebrities seem like they would be tolerable in person, but I would sell a kidney for an invitation to dinner with her.

It is too close to her skin tone. That is a pet peeve of mine.

Ah, Laura Dern. I love you, but I don’t know that I have ever seen you look good on a red carpet.

I have never understood the idea of being stuck because soap and water are lubricants. I can understand needing help getting out, though. I have wondered if they used stuck then similarly to how we say stuck at work. Physically you can leave, but something prevents that. Like the tub was his quiet place and he was not…

That was my first thought.

So do I. I do not want something cliche like fairies to win.

I am disappointed to see boythe selkie and the satyr are gone.

As someone who has lived in red states as a feminist before feminism was cool (and before the term red state existed), I have to say put up or shut up. There are a lot of ways to be feminist, and fashion can be one of those ways (the ability to wear trousers or swimwear that you didn’t drown in for example). But if…

I fucking hate Special K. I hate them so much that they have turned me away from Kellogg’s cereals. Stop telling women that they are fat, assholes.

Before I went to Ireland, I didn’t realize that Ben meant mountain in that part of the world, so I would see names like Ben Nevis and think it was a person. Now I find the confusion very amusing.

I am voting for all the hairy creatures for that reason.

So many people don’t realize that they are real navigation tools. I have relied on cairns on mountain trails for as long as I can remember, but with so many people who don’t know what they are doing building them, I no longer trust them.