That is so weird and fascinating, and it makes me want to hug a secret chicken. But I guess I can’t because then I’d probably contaminate it. :(

I just wanna know whatever happened to the smorgasbord...

Can I just have one goddamn thing to potentially look forward to 

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Oh c’mon, “she was basically on an extended vacation,” really? Whether or not you agree with the family’s decision to stay in place, Kelly at least is working. Whether or not you like her/her job, she’s showing up every morning and giving it 100%.

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

I was so into Skeet Ulrich in the 90s.

That is a weird way to spell “Johnny Dangerously”.

I can’t believe that David from 90210 is so mature, but this is one of the most thoughtful reactions to the break-up of a long and significant relationship that I have heard in a long time.  Also she is so gorgeous it makes my teeth hurt.

I think Brian Austin Green is referring to Fox as the butterfly and giving her public permission to fuck around.

Oh look, I have something in common with Grimes’ mom!

So what you mean is that dogs are stupid enough to trust management while cats see a lie when they open their mouths?

I could marry Steve or Harry and be happy for the rest of my life

Do NOT go to Jizlopnik:

At least one Trump is wearing a mask:

Oh, Harry. As Queen Mary said to Prince Edward on season 1 of The Crown, “No one wants to hear from a ‘private individual’.”

The way people obsess over this child is freaky

As I keep having to tell you, that outfit is only for Date Night. 

Lol, Ok. This is a man who has enacted policies that have stripped children away from their families and locked them away in detention centers, someone who is responsible for encouraging the growth of the alt right, Nazis and other hate groups, someone who has done everything in his power to ensure that the poor in…