My girl is very glamorous without the need for pawdicures.

So...he was afraid of being shot at?  But guns don't kill people!

I haven't watched the reboot, but I loved the first series.  It was totally rated G. 

We all need a hero. 

Im staring at a bunch of sorry dishes on the counter as I write this. I teach in person. Everyone else is working or learning from home. A grown man and two teenagers. And yet they can’t put a dish in an EMPTY dishwasher?

My first thought was Joan Jett.  

I..was not naked during either of my kids births....wait let me ask my husband...nope...had a gown. 

And many states don’t have unions. I’m in one of them. You know how people think unions protect bad teachers? You know what else protects bad teacher? The fact that good teachers leave because the non union state treats them like shit.

Phil Donahue. That is all.

Now there is a GoFundMe I can get behind!

Well, everyone knows someone who knows someone who knew the girl who was drugged in the mall bathroom and taken away by sex traffickers.

Tom Petty died the same year as my younger brother.  My brother has given me some of his tapes in college and I was hooked.  My brother died in May; Tom that October.  

Eh, you can do worse.

I'm still waiting for my space laser.

Threesome!!

The more I work, the less I want to.

They go back to work the same way kids in lockdowns go to school after a shooting because the above adults won't pass gun control. 

My mother in law

Those boys were crying because they know the next steps might be them in orange jumpsuits. 

1. I now want to go for a visit.