My theory is Pence is trying to take one for the team in order for it to infiltrate somebody. 

Yout know, I had a job opportunity to teach special ed in Cardiff.  I'm so glad I turned it down. 

Im pretty sure that we are the family on our street that doesnt have a lawn service. (It shows.) It is constant. And then our neighbor across the street is always outside doing stuff (I mean, she also has a lawn service come but she doesn’t leave them anything to do.)

Hmmm...how much does a soul cost?

Oh honey....I am so sorry. 

It's not?  Huh, would you look at that.

Am I the only one who hasn’t watched this? I just feel bad for the animals.

Yes!  I mean, he has a code.  That's more than I can say for most peopl . 

I laugh everytime. Pure genius. 

Stupid people are gonna stupid.

We're watching Dexter.  That's wholesome right?

I have an old fashioned ice box of my grandmother’s. Like her, I use it to store my alchohol.  Love ya grams. 

Stars for the Quantum Leap reference.  

I love Trixie!  It would only get better if Katya was with her.  

I’ve decided that I need to vote my other 3 survivors off the island. 

We need Weird Al. 

My son is Calvin Incarnate. And funnily enough he loves reading those comics. 

Whelp, that's one way to rapture. 

We have a lot of pet food. It was unintentional, but now I say, “Screw the children! Save the guinea pigs...and cats...and dogs.”