We have a lot of pet food. It was unintentional, but now I say, “Screw the children! Save the guinea pigs...and cats...and dogs.”

Im so happy I'm not the only one!

Unfortunately I am not talking sniffles. I’m talking clearly had been given tylenol for a fever before school, deep productive coughs and lethargy. And many of the parents at my school have parents that don’t work and still send their kids. THOSE people drive me nuts. 

Oh I get it.  But there are kids that are clearly not feeling good and you know have been given medicine before school to not have a fever and then by afternoon are a literal hot mess.  

I teach special ed in an elementary school.  It is cold and flu season.  Use your imagination and I can guarantee it's still worse than you imagine. 

It goes with my self-loathing. 

Another side note--please keep your sick children with their coughs and runny noses home.  School is not free daycare despite what you think.  Teachers get sick too. 

Max and Ruby. I am pretty sure Ruby is a psychopath that murdered her parents and buried them in the back yard. That’s why they still live in their house and Grandma only visits them. Poor Max.

She just passed the drivers ed class last night. She should be getting her permit by mid-April!

Happy birthday! My daughter is 15 today. You both make me feel old. 

It’s Army Camo Miami Style!

8th grade.  I invited 30 people and 3 showed.  My mom had bought a sheet cake.  I wasn't too upset about it, but my mom kept going, "I feel so bad for you." Which made it worse.  

I’m wondering if there was a mental illness or some sort of disability. 

I know!  I was so bummed. 

How? How do you NOT vote against lynching? Someone explain to me like I'm 5 please.  Because it boggles my mind.

Wwhatever the rhythm is, I’m also a half_clap behind. 

So I finally watched it. And I have decided that what they are really offended by was that these were 2 talented Latina women, they did some singing in Spanish and J-Lo did Born in the USA which was pretty much a fuck you to the current racist government.

You're back!  Yay!

A metaphor for my life

Is it wrong my first thought about Rush was, “Good. Karma is working.”