It's ridiculous. One of us is going to end up getting hurt. 

I am not doing well.  My sped class that I was so excited about this school year has been marred by drama and lack of support.  My aide and I are extremely frustrated and are wondering what it will take for admin to help--short of quitting.  It is affecting the relationships of my own family.  And it's not the kids.…

She does know the wrecking ball was a metaphor right? 

I actually laughed out loud at this. Take your star.

But what if it's your mom?

Duh. That's why it's a secret.  

It makes me so happy.

Damn it Emily! You ruined my joke.

Mmotherhood is bewildering? Maybe? It also sometimes sucks and can be lonely. But most people don’t do what you did. Maybe your daughter won’t get into her Ivy League U. But she might get into a perfectly fine college or university that also has programs for students who have learning disabilities, and she will be…

Mine too. She is either the victim or she was the unappreciated martyr.

Ummm......I REALLY feel like I have a good answer to this question but I just can’t quite remember it which doesn’t speak well for me.

I keep telling my husband that a fizzing is my next pet.  But really, if I glue some carpet on my chihuahua, the personality is basically the same. 

Did someone.....did someone just slip me acid while I was reading this?

I love my chihuahua, but her urge to protect the pack is a pain is my ass when we take a walk.  She has no fear against any dog and wants to take them all on.  I've done multiple trainings with her, and she would rather bark than get a reward for sitting quietly.  Now when I see another dog, I just pick her up and…

Ttiffany is doing just fine.  If you are going to feel bad for anyone, feel bad for Barron. There's a kid who never had a chance to be a kid. 

Oh my God.  I want that house.  The horror stories I could write.  The people I could murder that wouldn't find until after my death.  My fish would be well fed. 

No!

It’s not a place; it’s a song. “Lean on Me” redone by Club Noveau. It wasn’t our song or anything but it was really big with this school club he was in when he broke my heart.  I was 16 first love blah blah. Now if I hear it on 80s on 8, I immediately change to Lithium for some grunge. 

It was THE WORST!!!

My first thought was, "Did she redo 'Cruel Summer?' No one is allowed to do that!  She already bothered Tom's "American Girl."