The monarchy has been around for a few hundred years. We can’t even get rid of a sentient moldy cheetoh posing as president. 

I am not loving.......ok I think those dresses are ugly.  

God dammit.  I will never forgive you. 

That is the tamest “topless” picture I have ever seen. I use to flash the barges on the Illinos River when boating in my 30s.

I ordered mine last night, and then preceded to have a dream where I went around hanging my purse on different things.  

Ascher Vintage LED Edison Bulbs, 6W, Equivalent 60W, High Brightness, Warm White 2700K, ST58 Antique LED Filament Bulbs, E26 Medium Base, Non Dimmable, Clear Glass, Pack of 6 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0742Y2N75/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_0ckwDbAMC3F29

I love Edison bulbs too. And I think you can get LED versions so they are not that wasteful. 

The way my insurance is set up, it is in my best financial interest to use CVS. Plus I have a good relationship with the one pharmacist there since I am in there so often. However, Caremark is a nightmare to use when it comes to mail order. They could never could their order on time or cocorrect.

Aanything that makes you get naked in order to pee is not travel friendly.  

Aanything that makes you get naked in order to pee is not travel friendly.  

Ok I’m gonna confess something right here.

Ok I love August and Everything After. But I don't like Mr. Jones.  

I have a friend who constantly wanted to set our kids up to married.  Ugh.  Plus her kid drove me nuts. 

I pick chihuahua mom.

My husband who loves Israel is so disappointed right now.  "You can't convince anyone of the beauty of a country if you don't let them in."

Ha! I remember when Oasis said they were bigger than the Beatles.  Look what happened to them.  They were a hot mess.  

I'm 47 and I love the song.🤷‍♀️

Right. Most people wouldn’t put lol right after a traumatic event. “MY dog died. Lol.” “Volcano blew up. Lol.” “Trump became president. Lulz.”

I have one of each.  They both are learning how to cook and how to use power tools.  They are both fucking slobs and have to be yelled at to pick their shit up.  Neither of them are athletic; I have a computer nerd and an anime artistic type. I roll my eyes at the whole thing.  

My 14 year old daughter and I went on a tour of Pompeiu this summer. We were cracking up at the penis drawings to show which why the brothels were located. Yesterday, there was some graffiti on the high school roundabout. It’s nice to see that nothing has changed over the millennia. Fun fact: the word graffiti comes…

I fucking love Fizzgig.  If someone could make a real life one through some weird mad scientist way....I would buy one.  As long as he doesn't eat my chihuahua.