Ugh try too boring. 

Man I was a teenager in the wrong decade. $3 an hour and an opportunity to watch MTV on my neighbor’s cable and getting to see The Young Ones.

Primal scream therapy is a real thing. Where do you think Tears for Fears got their name? The song Shout is all about primal scream therapy.

Ttotally thought that was a bright red penis flashing me in the corner. I....may need more coffee.

Everytime you think it can't get any crueler,....

He knows who he is. He just doesn't care.

She always sounds about 2 or 3 drinks in when she talks. That slightly boozy blonde neighbor you try to avoid at the pool. 

But in most crimes the defendants aren’t allow to assault the victims all over again. And she seems, I don't know, gleeful to do it. 

D) Because peeing on your territory is frowned upon.

How?! On Amazon, they want a minimum of $20 per book.  I'm not that nostalgic. 

Unless it is on your 96 year old great aunt Selma because she can rock that shit. 

It's very endearing which is why I want to know for the love of Burritos Why Is She Debasing Herself For Him Now?

Squeee!! You can't find those books anywhere now and I would love to read them again for nostalgia's sake. 

I have that as well.  Definitely some hits and misses. 

YES!! I loved those series! There was the one where the girl goes to the boarding school and it is mostly vampires.  The 80's did it first people.  

Kkindle Unlimited--for less than 10 dollars a month I have read so many books that I normally wouldn't even had known about.  I'm pretty sure they lose money on me. 

How about the used bookstore? Where you traded in your books and got new ones for more pennies on the dollar?  VC Andrew's, Steven King, teenage horror novels that were pretty RL Stine but just as good.  I feel like the 80s was a great time for paperbacks. 

I really hate when Jews embarrass the tribe. 

This was not the picture I wanted to see when I glanced at my phone at 3 fucking 30 in the morning.