I’m a big fan of Trump supporters only because they are unable to type good comments, as Facebook is constantly reminding me.

Most (if not all) polls are done over land line phones which has led to a huge overstatement of Trumps support.

“Drew, your an idiot.”

Amen, especially that once-principled, now shitbag, McCain, who has intimated that none of Clinton’s SCOTUS picks will get hearings EVER. Oh, wait, I live in AZ and can do something to vote the fucker out!

Trump! Trump! Trump!

Gawker Media started it, but let’s join in on the fun. Leave your humorous descriptors of “Former Republican presidential nominee and (BLANK) Donald Trump” below; it’s equal parts fun AND cathartic. A few (45 to be exact :-) to get started:

The irony is that if HRC wins and a bunch of people try to lead an armed insurrection they could be expediting the end of the very right they’re concerned with protecting.

Then it will fail faster than a billion dollar casino.

An awful lot of Republicans have despised the Clintons for the past 25 years, many made a lucrative career from it.

=\ I hope my sledgehammer is good enough versus the trump zombies

Jesus Christ, one of drew’s thumbs are as big as trumps whole hand.

“I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him.”

Drew - you are like my taller, younger brother (says a guy with 3 shorter, older sisters). I have watched you try to endear yourself to me and my friends - going on chopped, using a lot of swear words because they make you feel older and talking about your shits and your matubatory habits. Like the younger brother,…

I’ve seen stronger, but still:

8 more years of boiling talk radio hate boners

President Trump will wear Drew Magary’s skin at his inauguration as a coat.* He will leave the face intact as a warning to his doubters. If there is a puddle on his route, he will throw the Drew Magary’s skin coat down over it so Melania doesn’t get her high heels wet. She will make a point to step on the face.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him. It’s not just columnists, look at the counties surrounding Philly. It’s hard enough to win a republican with 100% of your own part voting for you.

But what if the Trump Army declares war?

Can you please re-tweet all your death threats, Drew?