I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

Who remembers those shows? I do! Thunderbirds mania DEMOLISHED the UK in the 90s. Everyone wanted Thunderbirds toys and a Tracey Island to put them in. Our beloved TV institution Blue Peter showed you how to build your own International Rescue tax haven base and they wound up backordered for printed copies of the…

It was supposed to be a cute and fun put Keanu in games type contest, but I compared John Wick’s story to DooM’s, and I had to see it to the end.

I once made Barret out of Terry Crews, so here is Keanu as Zack Fair.

i tried

And yet I still can’t think of one for Dick Van Dyke.

The race was supposed to be a look at what a full-time McLaren IndyCar effort could be

Get well Drew.

Can’t believe they asked you to raise two fingers and you didn’t go with Ol’ Faithful

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

nailed it

...are you sure you’ve seen the movie?

cobatltbluenight nails it. Scar admits it during the final battle, Simba rallies and forces Scar to say it loud enough for the rest of the pride to hear. Scar ... doesn’t recover.

Have you even watched the movie?