Next up on io9: Why Marvel used ‘that’ font for Endgame, and what it reveals about Thanos.

It’s because they have nothing else

I was just thinking that; think about the doctors who went there and came up with that sedation plan, and the people who performed the rescue, and all the support staff and then Musk had to go and make it all about himself. What a worthless piece of shit. 

I was gonna comment about how incredible this thing turned out, and how amazing the operation went, despite having an idiot billionaire needlessly insert himself into the situation to make it about himself and likely make the process more difficult. I’m glad that this sentiment isn’t only mine. Fuck that needy…

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

So another reason to hate the movie then?

Worse because she is open for people to mock, criticize or creep on 24/7/365.

A whole season arc about how fighting for equality is Bad, Actually.

A whole season arc about how fighting for equality is Bad, Actually

So basically this poor kid is getting all the neuroses of a child actor without any actual fame?

Great. Like I needed another reason to think Shyamalan sucked.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

Hm

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.