I was just thinking that; think about the doctors who went there and came up with that sedation plan, and the people who performed the rescue, and all the support staff and then Musk had to go and make it all about himself. What a worthless piece of shit. 

I was gonna comment about how incredible this thing turned out, and how amazing the operation went, despite having an idiot billionaire needlessly insert himself into the situation to make it about himself and likely make the process more difficult. I’m glad that this sentiment isn’t only mine. Fuck that needy…

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Worse because she is open for people to mock, criticize or creep on 24/7/365.

So basically this poor kid is getting all the neuroses of a child actor without any actual fame?

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

Hm

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

Oh. You mean her?

And here I was worried this sort of thing was subjective, and that I liked some of them. Thanks for setting me straight bud.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

Man how good is that Cheers pilot.