No, I realise they wouldn’t have the original prop at the theme park (more likely to be at the WB Studio Tour), but in my overly-tired state, I misinterpreted “making some calls” as an attempt to track down an original diary prop, which is partly why I assumed that Cady’s proclamation of world’s biggest fan was not…

I REALLY hope The Martian is as good as it looks, and I hope Goddard’s script will have inspired Scott.

Yes, still amazing. Harry Potter was the event that enthralled me wholeheartedly as I was growing up, but even so, I did not expect to be this excited for Fantastic Beasts or eventually reading the synopsis of The Cursed Child. To be honest, the only reason I’m not more excited for HP is because I’m diverting my joy…

As in the legitimate film prop Diary? Because if so, holy shit, that’s amazing, and you have a dedicated friend. Also, I just spent hours reading tidbits written by JK Rowling on the new Pottermore site, so I can understand your excitement.

He’s always seemed really genuine in interviews, but I was internally flabbergasted that he was perfectly happy to stand around and chat for a couple of minutes, even with the hundreds of people yelling and clamouring for him. Basically, I hope the man is successful for years to come.

I don’t have a HP-related story, but I do have a few photos with Daniel Radcliffe taken after four hours of waiting outside the theatre in the pouring rain, making polite conversation with a man named John, from Scunthorpe, who had a slightly unhealthy obsession with Alex Pettyfer, but then proceeded to present Daniel…

That’s all well and good Capcom and Mr. Takumi, but please could you start development on a new Ghost Trick? Please.

Crocs probably (why anyone considers wearing them is beyond me).

Well, given that we’ve literally only had a one sentence synopsis, I wouldn’t raise sound the alarms just yet, particularly as “toy needs rescuing by the gang” has been the basic premise of all the Toy Story films and shorts. Moreover, given the success of Frozen for Disney, and that Pixar’s own Inside Out largely…

They are apparently picking up on that dangling plot thread. The gang is going to try and find her.

I was in such a committed relationship with the local kebab takeaway, that they once called to see if I was ready to collect my order while I was on holiday in another country. Unfortunately we did not get engaged, and I broke it off soon after. So it’s not all roses and cheap döner grill my friend.

What a loser. Any man can ask for anonymous happy tit pics. A true self-indulgent hero would request elated or euphoric breasts.

This man fails entirely.

I fortunately have never had such an experience, but commiserations!

This is why clubbing and I are in a complicated relationship. I want to dance, but it’s always so fucking cramped, and once the entire gathering has had a few drinks, it’s the prelude to an orgy.

Prelude to an Orgy - In bookstores everywhere November 2015
“Riveting Stuff, with only the metaphorical riveting. It’s not…

Monogamish Relationships - The best of both worlds for curious couples, or the glandular fever-spreading relationship of nightmares, if you’re a Jewish doctor or biochemist of Ashkenazi descent.

Burnout Revenge is probably my favourite racing game of all time as a consequence of all that glorious carnage.

Way to salvage situation: photoshop Donald Trump’s head on...It’ll kill his campaign and we can make fun of that instead.

We should at least reach a concensus that Houston is the concrete-infused tenth circle of Dante’s Inferno—so far removed from normality and devoid of greenery that it has a drive-through park and people resort to mall-walking. THEY RESORT TO MALL-WALKING.