I confess, I don't have a ton of sympathy for what essentially boils down to "it's not that simple because a bunch of grown women act like hypersensitive children".

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

Bungie, the developers on Destiny, have said that the Kinect-free option enabled them to get their game to run at 1080p resolution, 30 frames per second on Xbox One.

Stop with the bullshit panhandling. If you really give a shit about women's rights, you would be fighting where it actually matters. If the developers were actually sexist and not just appealing to a demographic, because, you forget, this is a business, go for it, but your muckraking is just cheapening the struggle of…

I always find it funny how women often want you more the less interested you are in them. It's like some kind of inverse function, it doesn't make any sense, but I guess that's how things are.

He's kind of right, though. I'm not going to pretend like my reaction wasn't, "hmmm, well...might be time to buy a Wii U," but the fact remains, a lot of people (Nintendo fans) were just waiting for a big game announcement (Zelda being the most likely one, but Metroid probably would've sufficed) to instantly declare…

Hey everybody! Nintendo showed off a minute of Zelda footage! So they automatically win E3!

I'll buy it if it's not on a Nintendo system.

Hey, Nintendo.

Because Sony can't reveal new IP's, Premieres, or exclusives.......dumb ass.

This may be the most idiotic thing I have ever read on the internet.

The fact that they tried it at all kills them. They withdrew because they got caught, not because they realized it was slimy. They're still disgusting.

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Yeah exactly. How the fuck is that NOT going to happen? It looks like a bunch of derps designed this.

NOPE.

That slide looks fucking terrifying.

THIS IS FUCKING SUICIDE.

They rioted because they had a flimsy excuse to riot. Nothing more. Nothing less. As a teacher for eight years now, I can honestly say high school students are the most devious people on the face of the Earth. Sad but true.