holy fucking shit, you don't get the joke. how do you remember to keep breathing when you fall asleep?

Yeah, I'm always surprised by the general level of "anime hate" on gaming message boards. But that's likely because I grew up with both of them - anime & gaming - as niche "nerd" hobbies in the 80's and 90's, so they'll always go together for me.

If people don't show up in court, how can they convict the perp?

Dude...you should see the comments sections when HL3 rumors come around every once in a while. I've been saying it for a while now, but HL2/3/whatever just doesn't hold up anymore. Maybe those elements are part of the charm but it feels really antiquated now.

For what it's worth, many people believe in God AND take their children to doctors.

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

A LVMP Sergeant I was discussing gun safety with a while back told me that the 'orange tip' was a nifty idea of the toy makers that didn't last long when some of the gangs in SoCal starting painting the tips of their real guns with bright orange marking paint.

I was so hyped. Followed by the worst disappointment I'd ever experienced with a video game.

YURI IS LOVE, YURI IS LIFE.

This makes me happy. I'd love to see more games like Catherine.

You're incorrect. Not every rape is done brutally and not every rapist behaves brutally. We have seen dozens of cases of statutory rape prosecuted without any brutality committed during the act.

Dear Kotaku,

I laughed way too hard at this. Apparently I'm six years old.

yeah that came off as really immature. pretty sure the "pigs" are doing more good than a dude that writes about cell phone games on a blog.

LOL. Sounds like someone's butthurt over this (you be the judge of who it is).

"How was that?"

"I just came in my panties."

"WHAT?"

"I said 'I JUST CAME IN MY PANTIES!'"

"YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN FOR SOME SHRIMP SCAMPI?"

"WHAT?"

Just give up. That game is tainted beyond belief and they are unwilling to let people fix it. They could let modders fix it for free and get a bump in sales once word of mouth gets around that its the simcity people wanted. Nope! EA is too stupid to be that rational. That company went from great at the beginning of…

Honestly, at this point, who still gives a fuck?

I'd hate to see her reaction to something that's actually offensive.