Don't use "Fail" like that — you're embarrassing yourself.

Jezebel doesn't claim to be a "pro-feminist" site, asshat.

I know who she is, but wouldn't expect her to be pulling youtube troll-level shit like this — sad.

Can't be an abuse of police authority, because the woman isn't a PoC.

There is no reason to believe that American colleges are, on average, the best in the world.

Are the Jezebel posters on the rag or something? All you guys seem to be doing today is sniping at the writers, media, and each other. Geez.

Sorry — I don't interact with trash that is beneath me. Settle back down to the sludge, puny thing.

Check this out. Uplifting film about stray dogs being rescued and given a second chance at life:

Murdering your lover in the passion of the moment isn't an act of "cold blood," brain-trust.

Tim Howard is a mid-tier keeper at best, who gets praise for making saves look more difficult than they really are — he'd be a backup at best for most European squads.

Just like a blood yank. You know nothing about the sport — possession is everything, and your keeper i overrated. You won't beat a decent squad playing that, even with all the fouls and flops you pull and the passes you get from the refs.

Enjoy it while it lasts. US will lose to Portugal by 2 and Germany by 4.

Lucky win for the yanks. Anyone in Group D would destroy you by 3 or more goals.

Lucky win for the yanks. Anyone in Group D would destroy you by 2 or more goals.