The Disney alligator attack smugness was so bizarre. Like yeah, they posted a sign that said don’t swim but there’s a difference between “Don’t swim, you could drown!” and “You will get eaten alive by a fucking alligator.”

but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch their child at Disney.

As a young intern in a rehab unit that served mainly tbi, quadra/Paraplegia it was atv’s in the summer/fall, ski’s/snowboards in the winter, cars year round...

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Every ATV owner I’ve ever met says how terribly safe they are yet also has a ‘totally fluke not normal CRAZY freak accident’ story about someone they know (or themselves) being horribly and permanently injured while riding an ATV. They are barely safe for adults yet people pop kids on them as young as 5 years old.…

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Meghan Markle’s ring could also be a cry for help.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

OMG. I’m gonna hurl.

OMG. I’m gonna hurl.

he’s still frowning while kissing. i’m dead.

If you need another reason, Congressman John Lewis represents Atlanta.

Wait, whut?

In all fairness, it’s Bill Belichick - he’s always grumpy.

And just to remind everybody, these are the same people that laugh at snowflake libtards and their constant need for safe spaces. These are the wimpiest fucking crybabies I’ve ever seen, it’s embarrassing.

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

If it pisses the right people off, I’ll drink carbonated sugar water and buy new tires and artificial intelligence TOMORROW.

I’m at the game and this 75% male crowd woo-hooed for this line!Even the Falcons coach had a big grin.