Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

I am personally all about the theory that Melania is Cheetolini’s handler (at the bequest of Putin). Unless that’s what you meant?

Is she the handler? Or an image prop? For Trump to get a beautiful young wife from a Communist Party family just as he does the Apprentice and gets a total image retool as he gets cash pumped in from old Soviet client states seems odd to me. Yeah, seems crazy but too many pieces fit so neatly... Too much Russia.

Oh yuck. If it wasn’t clear that he thought of his wife as an acquired possession before...

Exhibit I- Trump referred to Melania as “something” & “that” (not “her” or “my wife” or “I acknowledge that Melanie is a sentient human being”:

Do you really think Melania had free will on that answer?

Not MUCH? That is being kind. From what I have observed, the chemistry between them is not just absent but actually seems ice cold. Have you seen how he kisses her? It’s practically an air kiss. I don’t think they like each other at all, and I’m not just saying that because of my feelings about Trump. I’d call it if I…

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

By sparks, are you referring to the way to willingly partered individuals interact? And the lack thereof, how someone effectively enslaved by someone does?

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

Well, they caught him at it one day, and...

Maxine Waters is my Queen and I bow to her. I hope she spends the next 4 years just shit talking Trump and his administration.

Holy shit! So she’s going for a cross between Napoleon and Professor Umbridge?? Yikes...

“On the nose” really works for them. Only wearing a US flag as a toga would be more appropriate.

At this point many Trump supporters are so delusional, you could stab their parents in front of them - as long as you explain that it’s necessary to make America great again, they would smile and nod while trying to dodge the blood splatter.

OMG the buttons are cat heads!!!!!