It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

yup. included in this assumption is the idea that children are dolls that lie still and acquiescent all day, and that taking care of children is not real ‘work’.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

Yup totally works.

Of all the candidates with goldfish memories, he’s almost the worst. It’s like each clause in each sentence is from a mutually independent section of brain, and no one consults inside his skull.

PS- In my head I just did a thing where the severity of their goldfish memory is in direct proportion to their resemblance to…

Did anyone find that rape scene sexy? Did anyone feel that the rapist was anything but monstrous? Did anyone feel that the movie failed to show anything but sympathy for Jamie? I’d say no to all of those. No glorification and a genuine portrayal of the horror and lingering pain.

Give the guy a break, he used to have acne.

There’s...a lot wrong with that fit. I think the advice should be more: don’t try to compress big tits into swimwear designed for tweens.

Hey, Crystal. Lingerie stores do free bra fittings so you can make sure the band is large enough. You should check that out.

Like Adam Levine should be giving anyone musical advice.

This is, and I’m saying this 100% sincerely, the comment of the fucking year AND a sign that you and I both probably need to find a therapist.

He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.

Yeah, he’s a dick for having that position, but that’s his position so at least he owns it. He’s not hedging or dissembling, so on the plus side, it makes it really easy to draw and contrast and say “this is what voting for Ted Cruz would mean.”

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

“Apologize!”

For anyone else i would agree. But this is classic Trump being a whiny petulant child, as he always is when he dosen’t get his way. Remember when he threatened to boycott one of the debates unless CNN payed him 5 million dollars? When they refused he went anyway. This is not who we need in the White House.

Jeb’s entire Presidential campaign is a months-long cry for help