More Cowbell!!!
Nolamama69
nolamama69
The Las Vegas ensemble she wore for the Las Vegas wedding (of course) was even better....
Why a goddamn freeway of all places? According to the Chronicle, Valladares said it was one of his boo’s favorite spots.
From the Houston Press:
Why a goddamn freeway of all places? According to the Chronicle, Valladares said it was one of his boo’s favorite spots.
Good. I hope they throw the book at him. A heavy book, with sharp corners. And that they get terrible wedding gifts. And one of his friends pukes on her dress. And one of her bridesmaids starts sad crying midway through the reception. And there’s a terrible mix-up with the entrees and so everyone has to have the fish.
How fucking dumb HOW FUCKING DUMB HOWFUCKINGDUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE
Noooo he just, you know, is really busy with work. So he really needs some space but it’s just a break. Plus because his parents are divorced he’s kind of nervous about commitment and he just freaked out a little. But remember when he called last week wasted to come over at 4 am? He wouldn’t have called if he didnt…
IF HE DIDN’T WANT YOU THEN HE WON’T WANT YOU NOW BOO.
Looking great may be the best revenge but I’m happy with a brick through the window as a competitive runner up.
My body is presently taking revenge for the way I treated it the first forty years of my life. Does that count?
RE: the last one - I actually shouted at my TV “SAY BOOTS ON THE GROUND ONE MORE TIME!”.
Okay raise your hand if you’d vote for Vincent Vega before you’d vote for any of the GOP candidates on that stage.
America is like a baby wearing boots on the ground. Who I tried to stab once when I was a teenager, but when West Point offered me a scholarship I said no I can’t accept. I have to get to the pyramids in Egypt where all that grain is stored and feed it to all those wimmenz so they don’t get riled up.
Ben Carson, a gentle salamander with tender paws
When you’re born with a silver spoon in your mouth (and/or up your ass), you lose any and all reason to develop the personality and social skills of the average person. You begin life and each interaction from a perceived superior stance, and after a while of people putting up with you acting that way, it becomes your…
1000 times yes. He is infuriating to watch and bravo to CNN for leaving the camera on him so much to show his asinine behavior to the world. He’s a childish, bitter, megalomaniacal little c***.