Would eat.

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

Maybe the moderators do need to dumb it down in that case.

Wasn’t Tip O’Neill a drunk? And he still had more gravitas than John Boehner and Paul Ryan combined.

The D stand for douchecanoe - I hope they make him cry.

I just realized that he’s one of those dudes who everyone probably always refers to by his full name. Can you imagine anyone being like, “Hey Paul!”

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He looks like Eddie Munster

u got issues

I remember when I was little, The Speaker of the House was something amazing to me (course it was Tip O’Neill). Three places away from being President. Somehow after Boehner and now Ryan, the position just seems like a joke to me. It’s a disgrace what that position has devolved into.

God bless Kim K. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pregnancy was the most miserable, bloated, depressive, back-painful, bladder-killing, sciatica-causing experience and I begged my doctor for a hysterectomy a few hours after delivery. GOD BLESS YOU, KIM. KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH.

I am v excited to go and stand in the lobby while yelling, “IS IT OVER?! OH GOD TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING!” with my hands over my eyes.

This man right here:

God I wish it were a joke. There's nothing quite like living in the south and not being a gun owning republican zealot.

It just makes me shake my head how people are so happy when things like this happen without the use of a gun. The first comments on some of the breaking tweets were about how Obama needs to ban automatic vehicles and how we need strict background checks on vehicle purchases.

I do know my neighbors...

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

No way! Justin Bieber is the worst and I refuse to believe this!

Well now I guess I need to try THIS too. For super-long-wear / don’t-want-to-deal-with-maintaining (which, I enjoy lipstick, so I usually don’t mind reapplying unless I’m someplace I can’t), YSL Glossy Stains forever. #10 Rouge Philtre is the greaaaattttest.