Sorry, I don’t buy that teenage girls- in an era when rape wasn’t as clearly defined as it is now- would’ve beat up an older man in a position of power who was capable of destroying their careers and reputations (not to mention capable of sexually assaulting them, too). A more realistic scenario is that they saw what…

Why isn’t she more protected??? Her chest and forearms need armor but not her arms or legs?

who are you monsters that like to talk on the phone

My husband and child could ignore me for hours but the minute I so much as look at my phone they suddenly need me to help them perform the most basic of functions.

Dear Unwitting,

Man butts are so square sometimes! I told Mr Parade that his looks likes two white castle sliders nestled together and I think he’s still made at me -__-

You know, sometimes I see a naked dude and I’m like why am I not a lesbian? Like, dicks are really weird and funny, and man butts are also generally kind of weird and also funny. Do I just have the maturity of a 12 year old? Probably.

I think we might want to look a little closer at Fincher himself. It seems as though being in one of his movies causes nothing but trouble for his male leads. OBSERVE:

I didn’t know he had been honored with a Crystal Buttplug.

You ever hear somebody lie to someone on the phone and they be lying SO smooth that you’re like, DAMN, and forever look at them askance? This happened to me with someone I emphatically trust, but...now..damn...I don’t know..

That’s pretty close to saying “Remember ISIS when people try to act like Islam is okay or something” which is towing a pretty uncomfortable line. These monks are extremists and are committing mass murders as well as enacting these laws which are rooted in racism and xenophobia. They no more represent Buddhism than…

He probably wouldn’t. Mayanmar is honestly the only modern example of Buddist monks practiceing violence because of their religion. Though to be fair you can find any number of Muslim clerics who are against Jihad as interpreted by the likes of ISIS and such but the nuts still get an awful lot of publicity compared to…

Damn et tu Buddhism? Is there no religion that doesn’t try to pull this crap?

I will never understand fashion.

Right? The flower crowns are the only thing giving me a Coachella vibe. I’m getting more medieval fantasy from these getups, less annoying modern day hippy millennial.

My 19 year old body would wear the hell out of those two.

I think it was both. Everyone was already sure P and D were screwing, and E has some sickening idea that he should always be hers, so she was definately unleashing her inner bitch in order to mark her territory.

It’s my 2015 version of the Outlander wedding episode which means I’ll watch it repeatedly.

I’m a little ashamed to admit I’m on my fourth viewing. For some reason, it hits the right tone for me in terms of sexiness (premium cable leaves little to the imagination), but there is some bodice ripping.