O_o  I’m sorry...we were talking about something about why this man is hot? I mean...y’all...I say we stop questioning and just go with it.

He’s just got that thing. He’s not empirically attractive, what with his asymmetrical face, but he’s so Goddamned charismatic and interesting that you can’t look away. The first time I saw him on Girls I had that cliched, “This kid is going to be a **STAR**!!” reaction.

Has Tom Hiddleston always been the absolute worst or is this a relatively recent development? Post T-Swizz, obviously there have been issues. But before that I always thought he was all in good fun. Who knew?

Riz Ahmed can get it, y’all. Goddamnit he makes a girl happy he’s a thing now.

This reminds me of an enormous Gunnie Sax beast I wore to one of my high school homecomings. In the 80's. No bueno.

I have a 15 year old and an 11 year old. They are babies who need so much love and support from their families. This is beyond horrifying.

When you’re extra, extra basic.

I ate all that stuff through 4 absurdly healthy pregnancies which resulted in 4 fullterm, ridiculously healthy children (currently ages 7-15). And I’d do it again.

...and the fact that she was too hungover to give one single fuck.

I stopped refrigerating my eggs when I A) started getting them from a friend’s backyard chickens and B) when my 3 children got big enough to descend like a plague of locusts, going through 18 eggs on a slow week. Now I buy them in bulk 36 at a time and only the hard boiled ones get fridge space.

During my 3rd of 4 pregnancies I fainted CONSTANTLY. It was so incredibly annoying.

When I was a hospital social worker I walked in on a patient in the middle of a horrific GI bleed. I said, “Please excuse me.” walked into the hallway, told the nurse he needed immediate help and then slowly slid down the wall blacking out the whole way down.

Exactly my first thought: The dying process is not like people see in the movies. No one is carrying on a full conversation and then sighing their last breathe in the next moment. Obvious bullshit.

Well. Here is was ready to close out 2016 all bitter and cynical like and you had to go post this. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.

The DNC did nothing whatsoever to support Campbell. I didn’t see a single ad tying Kennedy (who is pretty disliked and not respected down here) to Jindal (hated here). He really could’ve stood a shot.

Wow. That’s really bad. And not even a funny story regardless.

Aww, come on. Abita Springs isn’t so bad. Lots of tree hugging hippies.

I think the problem is that they can’t ever wear any actual clothing in this “fashion show”, so what’s a designer to do? They have to make all kinds of crazy crap to tack on to the models because the only clothes being worn are underwear.

I love debating whether or not I’d be willing to sleep with men who would never have any interest in sleeping me with. ;)

Cillian and Mads any day of the week and twice on Sundays. But it’s a no-go on Anderson. I don’t know what it is but he doesn’t have it.