Right? It’s almost like his brain can comprehend what he’s reading and he has a memory recall of what certain foods taste like and then he forms the word “amazing” in that same brain! And I bet sometimes he’s even able to verbalize the thought and say out loud, “That would be amazing.”

I think he meant middle aged and mediocre but somehow “young and hot” slipped out. Maybe aphasia from a stroke in his middle aged and mediocre brain?

I have a friend who is a Mommy Blogger. She's reached a certain level of internet fame with a good sized following. I'm just waiting for the time when one of her many kids hit their teens, realize that their entire childhood (the good, the bad and the ugly) has been fodder for the masses. It's not going to be pretty.

It is truly laughable. I watched MSNBC this afternoon and they sounded positively butthurt that her campaign would keep them (THEM!) in the dark for almost 48 whole hours.

I'm just confused. He's plenty old enough to be past the stage of wanting to rebel against Mommy so what gives? If Yoko Ono can accidently raise an Alex P. Keaton what hope is there for the rest of us?

Yeeeeeeesssss! That's exactly it. Menopausal Pixie Gal.

Thank you for mentioning this. I’m not sure why it’s been glossed over that Luann publicly called Carole a pedophile because...why? I’m not exactly sure. Because Carole is dating her neice’s ex who is well into his 20's? Thatz not ok.

I think it might the drugs that she needs to be on but isn't that are the issue.

Oh my God yes. And, “Does anyone here know what a countess is?”

Yeah, the “quirky smart girl who loves to eat junk food but is rail thin and rides on her boyfriend’s bike handlebars and just haaaates working because it’s like, so boring but loves kittens and fluffy dogs” is not so cute when you’re in your 50's.

If you have to ask, you are The Dorinda.

That makes me very interested in hearing her ex-husbands side of the story. She sells him as being such a leech but I can only imagine the sordid tales he could tell.

That’s a really interesting angle re: Jules openly discussing recovery from her eating disorder being bad for business as far as Bethanny is concerned. When you’re hustling “SKINNY” as the ultimate goal, having Jules there is downright poisonous.

I think because she’s been listen to Bethanny’s shrieking for so many years now it probably doesn't send the adrenaline pumping like it would for a rookie.

I think you have to still be drunk from the night before to be that calm. That was Lu’s secret that season: she never let herself lose her buzz. It was 24/7 and steady.

I’ve always liked Bethanny in smallish doses. She’s a hustler and quick witted, two things I have mad respect for. But goddamn...she is mean as a fucking snake. Her hostility toward Jules was just gross. Jules is obviously a low hanging fruit; not as quick on the draw and wears her vulnerabilities on her sleeve. The…

That season was Luann at her very best. She was relaxed, getting laid, hilariously funny (intentionally or not), and looked her best. Her hungover, in giant shades, her sick body in a bikini and bathrobe, made me fall so deeply in love I thought my feelings would never change.

I like a lot of their songs but this one is no bueno. The verses are fine but wtf with the jarring lack of transition to the chorus?

That line about it not being possible to steal a man because they come willingly about made me come out of my seat. Wasn’t her explanation for Tom’s cheating on her was that he was upset and happened to fall into an ex’s clutches?

Right? She was smooth as a newborn baby's bottom, her hair looked gorgeous and her makeup colors were perfection. I liked the dress on her just because the rest of her looked so flawless.