No one makes better heart eyes (motherfucker) than this guy.

It's all relative. Relative to Lord & Taylor being a real couple, that would be cool.

If so, it's unnecessarily *aggressive*. Hetero or no, no one acts like this.

That picture on the right is Jefree Starr reading her for filth about the shit applicators on Snapchat. That's what got the ball rolling downhill.

That is the whitest batch of white people ove ever seen. How are they not bursting into flames on the beach?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Completely agree. My BIL went to Haiti and FILLED his Facebook page with pictures of him and random kids. He must’ve stopped every kid he saw and taken a selfie whether they wanted to or not. I’m still wondering if he asked each of their parents if they minded him putting their kids on his public social media.

I breastfed 4 kids for a total of 12 years, consider myself “people” and I never thought this. “Pump and dump” always meant keeping boobs from getting engorged and keeping supply up in the beginning if I drank.

These rich, locally famous peoples’ white baby is not going in any pipeline to prison if it's removed from their home temporarily. Please.

And apparently she thought taking care of the baby while coked up, with her coked up husband while some other coked up adults partyed in the house, was A-ok so long as she waited a little bit to feed the baby cocaine-laced breast milk?

10lb sausage in a 2lb skin.

Wasn’t it someone on here who coined “Lord & Taylor”? I like that one.

6 months would take us all the way through Christmas. I don't see it. I see this billed as a Summer Romance. Either that or they'll be (barf) married over the holidays.

That poor baby did not deserve these narcissistic idiots for parents.

I would if I didn't already have it! I have about a dozen Lipstick Queen lipsticks and glosses. I have a problem. Clearly.

I would if I didn't already have it! I have about a dozen Lipstick Queen lipsticks and glosses. I have a problem.…

Those don't seem to be on sale though. :-/. I had a couple of the lip colors years ago (used them up) and the formula was incredible.

Those don't seem to be on sale though. :-/. I had a couple of the lip colors years ago (used them up) and the…

Lipstick Queen at half price? *sigh* What's a girl to do? I'll only splurge on a gloss or two...or six...

Lipstick Queen at half price? *sigh* What's a girl to do? I'll only splurge on a gloss or two...or six...

I agree. If they’d have cashed Elizabeth Banks we’d have all been laughing like we did when the original 90210 casted 30+ year olds to play Andrea and Steve.

Whatever. Tobey Maguire will be able to play a high school kid until he's 60 because he has that puppy face. Elizabeth Banks as a high school student would've looked ridiculous because she does not have that sort of look. I don't think that's ageist. It just is.

I don’t think perfection is required to not mix your anti-anxiety/sleep aid/whatever fun rx you got your hands on with booze when it states on the label not to do it. Especially when you’re not in a “safe space” but on an airplane. And especially when you're with your very small child. I have terrible anxiety…