I agree. Narcissistic and childish. Right up there with, “I refuse to adult today!” BS.

You know they will. Her family will want to raise the baby in their own country I'm sure. What a fabulous argument for a high-priced attorney to make: this baby is an American citizen and should not be raised elsewhere.

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.

I forgot all about this treasure.

“Fashion is a very serious thing to me.”

Last summer we got so much rain that all our cucumbers grew up to be buttplug shaped. I should've sold them on eBay

And I am so sorry to hear that you're having a rough time with the older one. Maybe he's getting his difficult years out of the way and he'll be the easiest teenager ever?

I actually have 2 boys and a girl. The teenager is a boy.

Right? Cause you’re like, “But you’re still my baby and I love you” and they’re like, “But I can’t stand you down to the sound of your breathing and also I’m one of Satan’s minions now so give me some money cause I’m gonna go wreck my life in some minor (and potentially major) ways”. It’s exhausting and not a little…

5-13 is all cake. Kid is wonderful, loving, hilarious, sassy (but not overly obnoxious), still adores his parents without condition, wants to please and be around you but is happily social.

Just wait til 4. They don’t call that age “The Fucking Fours” for nothing. You will weep for mercy (which thankfully shows up at 5. 5 is wonderful)

The documentary on these two on HBO is so well done and heartbreaking. Very worth the watch. I hope this movie will do them justice.

Agreed. And the manager’s recounting of the events is very detailed and very believable. He’s not making any outrageous claims or detailing what profanity she hurled, but he seems to have a professional attitude when explaining what happened. He says that they actually did offer rounds of drinks multiple times to make…

Yes. I remember reading an article in Entertainment Weekly about Moulin Rouge; it talked about how Nicloe Kidman had had such huge success that year at the age of 36. Fast forward 15 years later and she’s magically only aged 11 years somehow.

They're all for sure douchy as all get out, but I have some concerns about the one that got kicked in the throat. He's not moving after that kick. Like, at all. Can we get an update on his well-being so that I can feel comfortable mocking the douchery?

Arkansas. She got the accent from Arkansas.

I’m going on 47 and if I turned up pregnant (let alone with my *4th child) I would hurl myself off the nearest cliff.

The costume designer has a blog where she gives details about the various pieces.

That's because her love tank is a black hole where nothing can live and has no bottom. She is an emotional succubus.

I think she has untreated mental illness. I remember seeing Dave Chapelle’s Block Party and getting the chills when she was onscreen talking. So agitated, disjointed...just very, very off.