Watch “First Position” with her (it used to be on Netflix...maybe still is?) Its a fantastic, fast moving documentary that features several young dancers from all over the world competing. It’s amazing! My 9 year old, who started ballet when she was 6, has watched it at least a dozen times. She went from taking class…

Let’s all be soothed by the fact that these conservative instacelebs fall pretty hard from grace in short order. She’s the next Joe The Plumber or George Zimmerman.

I know. Who have we become? I get in the car with my kids and I’m like, “What do you guys want to listen to 1989 ok great!!!”

It’s like a goddamned virus.

I picture her strapping on headgear before climbing into bed.

Resistance is futile. I went from, “Ugh, her voice is so thin and all her songs are crap” to “I NEED to get good seats to the T. Swizz show!” There was no transition time and I honestly don't know what happened. I was the obnoxious mom scream singing Shake It Off and making my 9 year old wave her lighted bracelet…

Because it’s a bit of a cash cow for her, no? It’s relatable and intriguing (to her fans anyway). Who in their late teens/early 20’s hasn’t had an unnecessarily complicated relationship that fully grown folks would easily move on from? Maybe it’s that way for the two of them...or maybe she’s just extremely savvy and…

This is very true. Unfortunately, the by-product is that shame takes root and is next to impossible to get rid of. It wasn’t my fault, but taking responsibility and blaming myself was a coping mechanism that came at great cost. 25 years later what I know intellectually is that I'm not to blame, but that shame is still…

In related news, Wiz Khalifia was high af at the Los Angeles airport.

So bummed that my 20+ year marriage is going to hit the skids any minute now because I haven't been making post-coital sandwiches. :-(

There are no words to express how much I would like this piece of shit and his horror show wife to burn in Hell.

Sho nuff does. He's cute as a fucking button.

Yeah, that's ok. Laying down on my bed he'd probably be tall enough.

Common is what my future ex-husband looks like. Dayum.

It’s a good thing she didn’t name no names otherwise it might have given the police something to go on. By just saying, “My cousin who wants to get with me” I’m sure the cops will be left scratching their heads, hoping for another lead.

Canyon Bakery makes pretty good, soft GF bread but it’s really hard to find. Our Target used to carry it but they stopped.

I would give my left tit for a Guiness. :-(

That’s what’s killing me: everyone acting like they’re getting an award that actually means something. When was the last time MTV even played a video? Who comes up with the list of nominees and what are the criteria? Is there some sort of actual cred that comes with winning one of these? I mean really...it’s all…

Oh ok...that explains it somewhat, I guess.

I cannot believe they were only married 4 years. It felt like fucking decades there was so much press on them. I never sought out info but I swear I know more about their marriage than I do my own.