Honestly, this is such a genius move from Obama. If they finally grow up and approve him? Great, we get a really brilliant moderate to replace asshole conservative Scalia. Huge step up.

Shut it down, folks.

“Fuck. So close.”

I can’t believe how many people claim indigenous ancestry on the basis of a single facial feature and family tall tales.

my preferred method as well. also NO TALKING when Bravo is on. I have to catch everything.

How could I forget Drunk Sonja yelling about being friends with John John to Carole, who was married to his first cousin? So cringe inducing.

Umm, there’s a little known unabridged Shakespeare 1st edition that TOTALLY talks about eskimo teeth blowjob pentameter.

When Bethenny called John a “chubby baby,” I genuinely L’dOL.

I know! I’d die for the recipe book that comes with it which will probably include little stories with each recipe

I haven’t seen any of this season yet—what is Sonja’s talking head dress situation?

Sonja speaks truth to power. She’d be perfect if I could just buy her goddamn toaster oven.

Your husband loves VPR!?? Where did you find that unicorn? Jealous. I watch VPR in shame, behind closed doors when nobody else is around. But I kind of like it that way. I don’t need my fiancé to shit talk my favorite bravolebrities, it just ruins the fun..

Sonja and Luann living together reminds me of two other chicks....

I only came in on the final 10 minutes of last night’s premiere thanks to a husband that was upset that I watched Part 3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion Monday night without him (and he therefore hid the remote and made me watch Unfinished Business on HBO as pubishment which SHOULD BE GROUNDS FOR A DIVORCE CUZ THAT…

LuAnn’s mouth is ribbed for his pleasure. /layup

“If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?”

maybe lu can use her bounty to help a sister out

Sonja: You were an Eskimo? No wonder you want to go out at night.

I think he ate Inspector Gadget.