I was like “everyone with dark hair that age looks like Kendall Jenner now...”

What does Joe Francis’s house smell like? I’m guessing herpes salve, Doritos farts, axe body spray, bleach (because of the dead hooker), and socks.

There is a way to foster them and then gradually get them get used to living in their natural habitat, but it is a lot of work. I’m hoping she is doing that instead of just releasing the thing.

That’s what I was thinking! I couldn’t stop myself from immediately imagining a bunch of content little baby bunnies suddenly abandoned in a suburban park, starving to death or being eaten. I feel so sad now. I was expecting a cute squirrel story, instead, bam - bunny death. And I guess that squirrel will probably die…

Her sponsor. Yeah, right, like she’s actually in AA. Her Speshul Snowflake ass could never deal with AA reality.

You forgot something.

I love squirrels. I was just walking home from the grocery store and saw a squirrel running picking up food and then climbing a tree to eat it. I probably watched for 10 minutes and my ice cream melted. It was worth it though, he was a cute little guy. I also saw a corgi playing with a big husky and it also made my…

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

NO, KIM. THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. SPEAK TO YOUR FUCKING SPONSOR.

All those baby bunnies that that lady and her mom bottle fed for months died almost immediately when released into the wild...

CANNOT WAIT to see this trashy dragon tattoo. God I hope it is as magnificent as Ben’s phoenix.

Did he mention responding back? I just love that he sends Trump back his stupid pictures.

I beg to differ. When you pay for it it is in fact, yours ;) ;)

John Oliver didn’t even mention the best part! When Trump sends him the pictures of his hands circled in gold sharpie saying: see, not so short, the writer sends them back with a note: actually, quite short.

That is not Bethenny Frankel(‘s face)!

I love that his hands are still a sore spot. That bit on Last Week Tonight about him sending pictures of his hands to that one journalist for years was epic.

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

“I started running about three years ago using $65 runners, a pair of old shorts and whatever t-shirt was in the rotation.”

If you ask me that’s pretty close to nothing. And all your fancy bullshit is entirely optional. Also, if your body needs that constant attention so it doesn’t fall apart, you’re clearly doing…