It FREAKED MY BROTHER OUT though. When my nephew was born, I was handling him like I handle any baby and he was holding his breath the hold time. I was like, dude, I do this all day, every day. Cool your tits.

Haha I totally understand. I wrote about this very concept in yesterday’s post. It gets boring after a while, when all you can do is...nothing. You’ve read all the advice, you’re doing all you can, and now all you can do is wait. But it’s a good problem to have, I suppose.

What’s even worse than fetishizing wheelchair users, I believe this may be a (mocking) reference to life-size dolls that get pushed around in wheelchairs by their owners. See: Lars and the Real Girl

EVERYBODY STOP TYPING THEIR NAMES.

Is this me being punished for requesting a KARDASHIAN FREE WEEK on Jezebel?

I have a college friend who won’t leave her kid with anyone but her parents. Not her husband’s parents, not friends, nobody. Whenever she calls, she sobs about the stress of it all, but when I offer to babysit so she can get out for a few hours sans baby, she refuses. What if something happened? What if the kid spent…

On the other hand, it can be weirdly deflating to get your financial act together. I spent about 6 months educating myself and working hard to set up my budget and get accounts started. Once I was finished with that initial phase of activity, the next step was “just keep on the path.” Went from very active to very…

“The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.” -Louis C.K.

Winner winner turkey dinner.

Probably because she referred to herself as such. Generally speaking, people get to pick their names.

ok then...like CHER!

I think Fox already uses ‘Comrade’ for her, maybe we could do that?

1910 here! We have ONE drawer in our kitchen.

Some years ago I’d moved into a new apartment and was ready to unpack the dishes. Where to put them? Near the dishwasher, for convenience!

I’m living that dream too and my kitchen is the main hallway in the house.

We won’t attack you, darling. We’ll just shame you with our far superior fashion sense. No harm will come to you.

“WHOA! HOLD YOUR FIRE! ALLIES! WE’VE GOT ALLIES OVER HERE!”

In an ironic twist their Hell is a daycare center they can never leave!

I believe they go straight to Hell.

It doesn’t “come out” on the straight island. Limited release only...if you know what I mean.