Ah, OK. Thanks for the explanation!

Hah! I just said pretty much the same thing.

Can we just be done with handshakes altogether? They’re kind of gross, seeing as lots of people don’t even wash their hands after going to the restroom. I’d love to just switch to some kind of non-contact show of respect/greeting, like a mini-bow or something. Not interested in touching people’s grubby paws all day.

What’s CICO?

Donald Trump and his oiled baby pierogi hands

Don’t fuck with tiny dogs. They will defend their people to the death.

No one has to know she is a sweetie though, just us.

That is my ultimate nightmare.

This story is not helpful :(

My dogs would never shit in the house.

Though it would be pretty cool if they could bag their own poop and dispose of it outside. But meh, it’s not that big of a deal. Now, changing a catbox? I can’t do that without wretching, which is why I don’t have cats.

True! Great security + endless source of amusement and affection = perfect roommates.

Holy shit.

See, this is why I own 2 large breed dogs. They’re not aggressive (though they sound scary through the front door), but they’ll at least let me know when there’s a violent, stalker-y creep HIDING UNDER MY BED.

Ah. I figured that was the situation, but I was hoping I was wrong. Thanks for the link!

No, but now I’m interested. Symphonies and blind auditions?

“I’D LOVE TO SPLIT THAT ASS”

RetroFuture!!

Ours (New Orleans) is probably the Banksy Umbrella Girl.

$1,000 gowns you only wear once are fucking gross.

That name sounds vaguely gross.

(And yes, I know what a “star wipe” actually is. But still...ew.)

“Orange, Bigoted Potato with Butthole-Lips”