I would rank Master of Puppets as their best, but Ride the Lightning is right behind it.

Metallica made music after And Justice For All?

Castro St?

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

[furiously Googles “handjob slang terms that rhyme with collusion”]

shout to jack shack

check the girls for orange palms

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?

Dodge Sold Three (3) Darts Has Best Sales Month Ever in the U.S. Last Month

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

The alleged incident took place on Feb 14., 2017, in the parking lot of the school as the teacher was walking to her classroom. As detailed in the restraining order, Bibby allegedly called her over to his car, grabbed her by the hips, pushed her into the driver’s seat, and got on top of her, rubbing his own body and…

Yessir!  Good ‘ol Bobby’s a man of the people.  

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

hugged him again

charges tossed

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Deflatebate???

#HappyEndings
#TheyH8UsCuzThey8ntUs

“Nobody believed in us.”

Ah shit, just when I started to like him...